>> Thursday, June 23, 2011
Okay...NOW let's talk about Monday night's episode of The Bachelorette. Ohhhhh Ashley...you were doing so well with convincing the world you are ready to move on, then you went and mentioned the "B" word within 2.5 seconds. It's true...I counted. One-one thousand, two-one thousand, three one-... BLEEP...you said his name. Shame, shame. I'm beginning to think you might never get over him...and to be honest, so is the rest of the world. Also, remember when you emphatically told Chris Harrison you just know there was something there between you and
douche bag, I mean Bentley? Can you hear how utterly stupid you sound? I mean really, take it from someone who's been there and done some pretty ridiculously embarrassing things back in the day when it came to guys and relationships. And I'm not normally one to bash on the ladies, (GIRL POWER), but I mean seriously friends, she has to be so embarrassed watching the show now knowing what a complete a$$hole Bentley is. Don't you think? Also, does anyone else think there's absolutely no chemistry between her and, well...ANY of the other guys? It's almost as if she's interviewing them for a job at McDonald's or something because it seems like she's not even interested in the slightest. Can anyone say snooze-fest?
Of course...WE are still talking about the show and people are obviously still watching. But I'm feeling like the Bentley sensational train will pull into the station to soon and this lame season will fizzle into the nothingness it is without 'Super Ratings Dude'. So let's get down to the nitty gritty. Next week's episode is teasing to be one SPECTACULAR HOT MESS with tears and other guys abruptly leaving the show, (good for them), and I predict somehow, to Ashley's complete and utter disappointment, Bentley will go home again. Boo hoo. After that...what's left to watch? The only person remotely attractive in Ashley's eyes is Ben F. and I'm betting he gets the final rose. That's it...done...show's over.
But of course it's not, so...until next week....